By: David Yeadon
Car rentals can be complex and full of hidden scams. Here's how to ensure you get the best treatment and price.
"Travel is one of the finest and most life-enhancing stimulants to good health, happiness and longevity."
One of the most annoying and niggling worries for the traveler is finding the most reasonable rates for car rentals and dealing with all the micro-print legalese of the contract. There are also those worrisome 'shall I, shan't I' questions that flurry through your mind about all those different optional insurances that can almost double the daily/weekly base rate. And then of course there's also the key question "How can I get limo-luxury at economy/compact car hire rates?!"
Arriving at the car hire counter and placing your credit card down in front of a beaming-faced attendant is definitely not the best way to get the best value. It's actually the worst possible way. And running back and forth between the different counters, at an airport for example, won't help much either. They know you're stuck and desperate. You'll likely get the worst possible deal -- that's why everyone's smiling so much! And even if you do get what sounds like an excellent offer, wait until you see what happens to the actual cost when, in the USA particularly, they start to add: sales tax; airport surcharge; cleaning fee; gasoline top-up fees; extra driver fees; collision damage waiver; personal injury insurance; mileage charges; personal effects insurance, and that notorious 'drop-off' charge if you don't return the car to the place you rented it. And watch out for that even more scandalous 'turnback charge' if there's damage, even covered damage, to the car.
So try a few alternative strategies to counter some of these outrages:
So, now you've got the best basic price but you'd like a little more luxury than what you've purchased. You'd like a nice juicy upgrade please! Well, the following often helps:
Think 'The Best!' When you get into your (inadequately-sized) car, drive to the office on the lot and explain to the manager that you thought it would be bigger. Be charming -- it's the manager's job to keep everyone happy and he/she certainly doesn't want you to make a public fuss or hold up other customers. Charm usually wins out (a little personal thank you note helps too, particularly if you expect to be a regular customer).
If you've tried any other ways to upgrade successfully from subcompact to super luxury, let us know and we'll do a follow-up column describing your strategies. (No, sorry, there's no prize, just the knowledge that you've saved your fellow-renters from rip-offs and inflated fees.)
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